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My son's turning 13 and we would like to have a big party so he can invite everyone he knows. I can't think of a venue or a theme. He wants to invite 40 to 50 kids so I expect at least half of them will come. Any ideas?
Answer
Big group!
How about a camping party? Rent a campsite and rent or borrow tents near a lake for swimming. Hang a rope swing. Bring a very large supply of hot dogs and marshmallows to roast over the campfires. They'll want music, and you may want to scare the crap out of them with a screening of the Friday the 13th movies. Get them to all sit around a big campfire while you walk around the circle telling a scary ghost story. Maybe hire a couple of guys who could dress up and act like indians and tell about how it was for ancient natives to live in tents, teepees, or wigwams. Have them do some ceremonial dance with the drums and stuff. Launch some fireworks if legal in your state. Set up some hay bales and have an archery range or tomahawk throwing contest. Or if you know any military personnel, have them teach some survival skills. Have them hiding at the party in camoflage before anyone arrives and freak everybody out when the step out right next to them.
A word of warning - you will want to have some parents attend to help keep an eye on this many kids. At 13 they are likely to be a few who smoke,drink or are sexually active.
Big group!
How about a camping party? Rent a campsite and rent or borrow tents near a lake for swimming. Hang a rope swing. Bring a very large supply of hot dogs and marshmallows to roast over the campfires. They'll want music, and you may want to scare the crap out of them with a screening of the Friday the 13th movies. Get them to all sit around a big campfire while you walk around the circle telling a scary ghost story. Maybe hire a couple of guys who could dress up and act like indians and tell about how it was for ancient natives to live in tents, teepees, or wigwams. Have them do some ceremonial dance with the drums and stuff. Launch some fireworks if legal in your state. Set up some hay bales and have an archery range or tomahawk throwing contest. Or if you know any military personnel, have them teach some survival skills. Have them hiding at the party in camoflage before anyone arrives and freak everybody out when the step out right next to them.
A word of warning - you will want to have some parents attend to help keep an eye on this many kids. At 13 they are likely to be a few who smoke,drink or are sexually active.
What are fun ways to get kicked out of walmart? and annoy people bad?
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, âI think weâve got a Code 3 in Housewares,â and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to â10â³.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, âHi! I havenât seen you in so long!â etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, âWho BUYS this junk, anyway?â
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim youâre taking it for a âtest drive.â
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, âWow. Magic!â
20. Put M&Mâs on layaway.
21. Move âCaution: Wet Floorâ signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others youâll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can âcatchâ from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,ââ¦Iâm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!â
26. Run around as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell âhelloâ upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, âWhy wonât you people just leave me alone?â
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., âDo you have any Shnerples here?â
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from âMission: Impossible.â
35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him âI need some tampons!!â
36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, âWould you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?â
41. Set up a âValet Parkingâ sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: âMarco Polo.â
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. âRe-alphabetizeâ the CDâs in Electronics.
45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, âNo, no! Itâs those voices again!â
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you donât get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible âsex and candyâ
52. Try putting different pairs of womenâs panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
54. Nonchalantly âtestâ the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, âRed Rover!â
56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
59. While no oneâs watching quickly switch the menâs and womenâs signs on the doors of the rest room.
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, âI think weâve got a Code 3 in Housewares,â and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to â10â³.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, âHi! I havenât seen you in so long!â etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, âWho BUYS this junk, anyway?â
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim youâre taking it for a âtest drive.â
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, âWow. Magic!â
20. Put M&Mâs on layaway.
21. Move âCaution: Wet Floorâ signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others youâll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can âcatchâ from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,ââ¦Iâm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!â
26. Run around as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell âhelloâ upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, âWhy wonât you people just leave me alone?â
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., âDo you have any Shnerples here?â
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from âMission: Impossible.â
35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him âI need some tampons!!â
36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, âWould you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?â
41. Set up a âValet Parkingâ sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: âMarco Polo.â
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. âRe-alphabetizeâ the CDâs in Electronics.
45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, âNo, no! Itâs those voices again!â
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you donât get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible âsex and candyâ
52. Try putting different pairs of womenâs panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
54. Nonchalantly âtestâ the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, âRed Rover!â
56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
59. While no oneâs watching quickly switch the menâs and womenâs signs on the doors of the rest room.
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